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27 June 2012 @ 03:18 am
 The Darkening Dream is  on sale in Kindle format for only 99 cents! In honor of this, Andy Gavin is doing a fantastic giveaway: A $100 Amazon Gift Card, a signed copy of The Darkening Dream and more!
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25 July 2010 @ 03:35 am
I'm about to drop some knowledge on you bitches!

In the title of my last post, I used the word "stat". Stat comes from the latin word "statum". That's right, our lazy asses abbreviated a six letter word down to four letters. Does that really save that much time? Anyways, the original latin word roughly translates to "before now". So in essence, if I were to say I needed something "stat" and your were to hand me the item I needed before I could finish telling you that I needed it, it would still be too late. This begs the question: if you needed it before now, why the hell didn't you just ask for it sooner?

This reminds me of a product we sell at work. It's a small bottle of liquid simply called "accelerant" and it is for use with instant adhesives. Of course, I have to wonder why you would need such a thing for a product that is already billed as "instant". I now know that it is for the person who needs one object adhered to another, stat.

I can just envision the scenario....

Man #1: "I need this glued fast!"

Man #2: "Sure thing. This instant adhesive will do the trick."

Man #1: "No, that's not fast enough! I need it done... STAT!"

Man #2: "Well, I'm not sure what you expect me to do because I don't know what could possibly be faster than something that works instantaneously."

Man #3 overhears all of this and comes running up

Man #3: "Did I hear you say you need something glued fast? I think I may have a solution.... Here, use this accelerant to make the instant glue work faster."

Man #1: "Well, it's worth a shot."

Man #1 applies the instant adhesive and the accelerant

Man #2: "Wait, what's this warning on the label about possible damage to time and spa..."

Time and space fold back on themselves

Man #1: "I need this glued fa.... Hey, it's already glued!"

A predestination paradox is created and time is caught in an infinite loop, thereby destroying any chance of having a future beyond the point of the accelerant being used.

So, where am I going with all of this? Uh.... I'm not sure anymore. I kind of derailed a ways back...

I guess the moral of my little story is this: Before you say "stat", consider the possible impact it could have on the space-time continuum.

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25 July 2010 @ 01:22 am
I haven't touched this journal in forever... looking back on my past entries, I had a lot of fun on here and I kind of miss that. As such, I have decided to bring this journal back from the dead. Also because it seems that as of late, I have had a lot of random stuff piling up in my head and no real outlet for it.

As to what I've been up to in the years since I abandoned this journal, here is a quick summary. I am engaged and have been for some time now, have 2 kids (both girls, Shyley who is 4 and Regan who is 1), I work for a company called Aviall (distributer of after-market aviation parts). Also, I have been diagnosed with the unfortunately named aspergers (unfortunate because it sounds like "ass burgers"), which pretty much means I now have a valid medical reason for being socially inept and somewhat of a hermit. I have been placed on a ridiculous medication that is chemically similar to amphetamine (as in "meth") and has incredibly odd side effects, such as "may cause cocaine cravings".

Well, that's enough for now. I'll hold back some of my ramblings for the time being so this post doesn't become too monsterous.

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I feel: optimisticoptimistic
20 November 2008 @ 03:44 am

Cooking Mama, The Unauthorized PETA Edition: Mama Kills Animals

This simultaneously fuels my hatred of Peta and and my love of killing defenseless turkeys. :P
Peta should get into the video game industry. Seriously, this flash game is actually pretty sweet....but don't succumb to the tofu turkey like "Mama" does.

Because of Peta and their nifty little flash game, I found my new wallpaper. They should totally make that into a shirt. :)

I feel: amusedamused
10 April 2008 @ 01:50 pm

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I feel: sicksick
17 October 2006 @ 11:27 am
I'm blowing the dust off my journal for a special occasion.

Today is Marisa's (AKA marzie) birthday. Everybody go wish this beautiful Canadian girl a wonderful birthday.

Right now.


Anyways..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY marzie!!!!!!!

May all your birthday wishes come true! :)
I feel: energeticenergetic
05 June 2006 @ 05:47 pm
I'm not real....

I'm just a figment of my imagination.
I feel: contemplativecontemplative
29 May 2006 @ 08:48 pm
I know i promised pics, but then allergies attacked my eyes, so they have been all red and swollen. :(

Soon though...
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